Whenever I'm having a down day, the weird people of Google know just how to cheer me up. It's time for another installment of You Googled What?! Let's find out what weird things people googled that led them to my blog.
hey, nobody told me there be math
I hate it when nobody invites math, but there it be anyway.
Never marry an italian girl
Husband, is that you?
Marry an italian girl
Google is at odds with itself.
italian women love on stage
monkey stairs banana cartoon
Is this a real cartoon? Because I would totally watch it.
you googled what
Google is starting to mock itself
All I want is sleep and food
how to marry an italian woman
Hmm, maybe watch The Godfather for ideas. Whatever you do, do your best not to end up with a horse head in your bed.
ryan gosling sees you eat bread it makes me sad
I'm sorry, but I don't care how you feel. Ryan is looking at me.
hey girl did you know my boobs asian girl
I don't even know what to say. And it's possible I'm offended on behalf of girls. And boobs. And Asians.
for the love of the dog
is now my new favorite saying
making love to an italian woman
how make italian woman love you
Honestly, are we that confusing?
Bacon telling off kid
Why can't these things happen in real life?
what to expect from an italian woman
Loud talking, passionate gesticulations, food, more food, guilt, even more food, guilt for not eating food, passionate talking, beating a dead horse, food, lots of guilt. And also? Guilt. "Why aren't you eating? Don't you like it? If you loved me you would eat."