I'm a day late with this post, but being late is one of the few things I'm good at so I try to be REALLY good at it.
Once again, it's time for the bizarre, the baffling and the downright mind-blowing Google searches that led people to my blog. Some of them are just too disgusting to include, but here are a few that won't have you asking for the brain bleach when finished. Hopefully.
not going to see my boobs
Well, fine. I didn’t want to see them anyway.
hey girl mondays ugh ryan gosling
E.L. James said her writing is crap
I couldn’t agree more. (For those of you who don’t know, E.L. James is the 50 Shades author)
how often do people get bitten in the penis by spiders
Umm... I have no idea. But I'm going to venture to say that once is too often and you should get thee to a doctor ASAP!
someone told me today i stink but no one else thinks i do
Newsflash. You totally stink. Everyone else is either too nice, too embarrassed or too gaggy to tell you the truth.
does anyone think 50 shades of grey is redundant
Funny you should ask... Fifty Shades of Oh Jeez and Other Redundancy
hubies pie building fire
Oh, totally. Couldn't agree more.
write bacon contest
Best. Contest. Ever.
This is the fifth highest all-time search that directs people to my blog. Is there some weird ballerina monkey club I'm not aware of? Because that would be awesome. But only if club activities involve watching monkeys do ballet. Not if you actually have to BE a monkey, who does ballet no less, to join. That would suck. Because I don't know ballet. Also? I'm not a monkey. Obviously.
Honestly, I shouldn't have to explain these things.
On second thought, I hope no one is making monkeys do ballet. That just seems mean. And eventually someone's going to get their face ripped off. And everyone's going to blame the monkey, which is just ridiculous because THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE MONKEYS DO BALLET!
This is common sense, people.
Want more You Googled What? Check out the previous months. But before you do, make sure you read the Comment Gems!
You Googled What? - The Poor Grammar and Other Horrors Edition
You Googled What? - The Baffling As Ever Edition
You Googled What? - The "Um..." Edition
You Googled What? - The Bizarre and Not-So-Profound Edition
You Googled What? - Anal Probe Edition
Marianna Annadanna This made me smile. Which I needed. Thanks. Also, it's mine and Hubbys
anniversary tomorrow apparently. 11 years together. We don't really
count the wedding anniversary. Because I regret marrying him. Just
Ducky: I am stellar at bowling! My high score is 69 for the pins....heh....and 7
for the people. Yeah.... Don't ask. It was a tad embarrassing which I'm
sure you're wondering how given my pin score is shameful enough.
Nothing scatters folks like an airborne bowling ball!
Coffee Lovin' Mom: I challenge you to a bowling suck off when we meet again...