Oh Googlers, you never cease to amaze me. Or traumatize me. Seriously, what is up with the things people Google? Some of them are even too disturbing for my taste.
Here are some of the tame(r) Google searches that landed people on my blog.
Maybe you should eat your makeup
Hmmm...that's an interesting idea. Here's another one: maybe you shouldn't.
What is with all the bacon on twitter?
It's what the cool people tweet about. Duh.
Really lame writing
Gee, thanks. Tell me how you really feel.
Crapped myself embarrassing
If you googled this to find out whether crapping yourself is embarrassing, let me assure you. It is.
Shark in assless chaps
It's about a writer and a hooker
Yep. That about sums up my blog.
My cat had a lot of poop
Do you have to cut your vagina?
What?! No! No, no, no! You never, ever, never, never, never have to do that!
Do I look like I give a F?
Well, I can't really see you right now, but I'm going to go with...no?
Just show me some bouncing eggs
Lovegra to love your partner until last
Either I'm having a seizure or that makes absolutely no sense.
Image baby monkey growing out of forehead
Honestly, people! What is wrong with you?!
Is this coffee that you can wear or a thong you can drink? I'm confused and have a headache now.
Head up your ass trophy
Baha. This is actually a good one. I know a few people I could give this to.
I'm supposed to die tonight
And you had nothing better to do than hang out on the google?
Cute puppies in love
Aw. My faith in humanity is restored.