Since we all had so much fun on our picnic yesterday, we're going to play another fun game. Why? Because... When... We... Party! We party hardy and when we boogie...
Oh sorry. I slipped into a cheering camp coma for a second there.
Obviously we're playing this game because it's fun. But also because it's Saturday and who wants to do real work on Saturday? And also? This challenge is causing me to double up on my anxiety meds and posts like this prevent me from having to eat my hair and rock myself in the corner.
Here we go. The game is Green Glass Doors.
Same rule as last time.
1. You don't know what the rule is.
2. You have to figure out the rule in order to know what you can "be" and what you can't "be."
3. The object is say one thing you can be and one thing you can't be.
My animal friends and I will get you started. Make sure you pay close attention to how I respond to each animal. And please play along in the comments!!
Good job, Gerald! That is right! Try to keep it together, please. It's just a game.
Actually, Arnie, you can be both of those things. Try again.
Sorry, Chrissy. You can't be either of those things. Try again.
Good job, Brown Cow! You rock this game.
Okay, everyone. Tell me what you can be and what you can't.
Spoiler alert: If you still want to play the picnic game, don't read the key below.
The key to the picnic game is that you can only bring things that start with the letters of your first and last name. Which is why, I, the Sarcasm Goddess can bring Skittles and a Game Boy. Or a slinky and a gorilla. Or a sandwich and grapes.
And now, a few picnic gems from yesterday:
Justin: Can I use an alias for this? If so, my name is Gaylord Baldinger and I will be bringing Gary Busey. If not, I'll just bring a jackass. (which could also be Gary Busey, come to think of it!)
Catherine Dabels: My name is Catherine and I do not understand this game. Not even one little bit. But.....I am coming to the picnic and I plan on bringing Diet Pepsi and a bucket of friiiiiiiiied chicken. Please tell me I can bring those.
Mizzou: My name is Oates. I am bringing my bearded dragon (he shaved) and a cooler full of ice. May I come? If I can come, I will wear my animal print pants. #WaitingAnxoiusly
Quote of the Day:
Be obscure clearly. ~E.B. White
Word of the Day:
macaronic: composed of a mixture of languages