Before we get started, I would just like to say...
FREE COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!
I was pleased to see that many of you were just as befuddled by the whole anal bleaching thing as I was. It's always nice to know I'm not alone in my bewilderment. However, I've been thinking. We fear things we do not understand. And fear often leads to intolerance. So before we rise up and form the Society Against Anal Bleachers, someone should do some research and find out if it's really that bad. Maybe thousands upon thousands of us are missing out on the greatest thing in the history of ever.
Whadda ya think? Any takers? Who wants to be the anal bleaching guinea pig?
I'm not gonna lie. I had a hard time coming up with something to write about for "B." Thankfully, you all seemed to sense this and provided some ideas which I took under serious advisement.
Kirby Carespodi suggested boogers for today. It seems like an okay idea but may I remind everyone that this is a serious blog where we talk about serious issues. Like diarrhea, and peeing your pants in public, and anal bleaching.
Huh. Boogers sound exactly like something that should be on this blog. But just saying the word "booger" makes me vomit in mouth, so...moving on.
Funny in My Mind said her husband suggested she write about Boobs. I think this is a fantastic suggestion. Who doesn't love boobs? I know I do. Admit it, you do too.
KimP of The G is Silent suggested bunions. This made me think of Funyuns which then made me think of Paul Bunyan. And then I was all, "Ox!" "Fox!" "Fox in the hen-house!" "CHICKEN!"
And then it became crystal clear. Today's post is about Brown Chicken, Brown Cow.
Don't worry, Penelope. You're not the only one.
Wow, I expected things would derail at some point during this challenge. I just didn't think it'd be so soon.
Quote of the Day:
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
Word of the Day:
bloviate: to speak or write in a pompous manner