Hey, hey, hey, guess where I'm playing today?
I'm over at Studio30 Plus talking about the rights of humans to keep their internal organs. Or something. You should go read it and tell me for sure. I wrote it yesterday but I forgot already. Probably due to the massive amounts of blood loss I'm currently experiencing.
Remember awhile ago when I said I wanted to make a quilt? Well now I am and everything was going well (shocking, I know) until I sliced my finger open on the rotary cutter. I wasn't even using it. It was just sitting on the table and I reached for some fabric and BOOM! Sliced finger!
It didn't really hurt and I barely noticed it but a few minutes later I looked down and my finger is spewing blood. I probably need stitches but that would require putting on a bra and pants and leaving my house. I think I'll just consult WebMD; however, they'll probably just tell me I'm having a panic attack.
Honestly, WebMD is so unhelpful. Awhile ago I asked them what it means that my pee smells like Cheerios. It spit out a bunch of articles about kids doing strange and/or hilarious things and none of them involved pee and/or Cheerios.
Way to blame the victim, WebMD.
Anyway, you really should go read my post at Studio30 Plus. And please leave a comment so I don't look like a loser with no friends. Correction, a loser with a blood-spewing finger and Cheerio-smelling pee who has no friends.