However, it does make for an interesting blog post.
I give you this month's edition of...things people googled that led them to my blog.
For that special asshole in you life. Aww.
No ho's allowed
Why you gotta hate? Hos are your friends.
But they're also your enemies too. And you can't turn a ho into a housewife. Hos don't act right. And they always have runs in their pantyhose.
Man that Ludacris sure knows a lot.
I retract my earlier statement and agree with the googler. No hos allowed!
Idiot can love
Well of course they can. Idiots are people too. Unfortunately.
Wed MD lump elbow
It's comforting to know I'm not the only one to turn to Web MD to diagnose the mysterious and most-likely deadly lumpy elbow.
Seriously though, that sounds dangerous. You should probably go to a doctor.
Dancing Penguin Interview
Does the penguin dance while giving the interview? I hope so, cuz otherwise it's just a regular interview about a penguin who dances. And there's nothing special about that.
Forget what I said in the title about the searches not being profound. These next two are brilliant.
All the bacon
Best search ever.
Let's Get Crazy Bacon Pictures
Alright. Who let the sickos use the internet?
Pissed off UPS Man
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your next package? Is going to be a bomb.
Mastirbating [sic] hippos
That's it. All perverts report to the gymnasium and hand in your internet cards. Your googling privileges have been revoked.
Always think I'm dying
I feel your pain. Literally. I'm always dying too, even though WebMD says I'm just having a panic attack. But honestly, what do they know? I've heard they're not even a real doctor.
Quote of the Day:
I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.
Word of the Day:
pablum: something (as writing or speech) that is trite, insipid, or simplistic