Warning: You might need wine after this. Or brain bleach. Probably Both.
I would ask why this was googled, but I probably don't want to know.
Yeah well, you're rubber and whatever you say bounces...I'm glue and you...no, wait...You're glue...oh what-ever! YOU'RE the loser.
I'm Gonna Be Somebody Someday
I hope it's not a loser who gets an anal probe.
All Things Crappy
I think that's what happens after you get an anal probe.
Before I die I want to sarcasm
Listen, we all WANT to sarcasm, but that doesn't mean we all GET to sarcasm. Sarcasm takes work. And commitment. And, apparently, an anal probe.
I love sex hidden messages
Hiding messages during sex! Don't you have more important things to be doing? And just WHERE are you planning on hiding these messages? Hmmm?
Oh crap, this is totally going to involve an anal probe, isn't it?
I love a velociraptor.
Oh me too. I love to go to the movies with one. And to yoga. And to go line dancing with. The possibilities for fun are endless when a velociraptor is involved.
Typed penis as my password said it was too long.
That's what she said!
That'swhatshesaid, that'swhatshesaid, that'swhatshesaid!
Oh, and by the way, I have no idea which site it was that you were on, but I can assure you, the password police were just being nice. It's really not that long.
Why do thongs go up?
The answer probably has something to do with physics and inertia and the tilt of the earth on its axis but I'm just going to go with anal probe. It seems to be the answer for everything.
I'm a virgin
Um, okay. So, did you have a question? Are you looking for an award? Just what exactly were you hoping to get out of googling this?
I'm a hooker
Hey, that's great! You should meet up with the person who googled 'I'm a virgin.' I think she has some questions for you.