The criteria for receiving an award are as follows:
1. Become a follower
2. Ask for an award
3. Love the award.
Before you ask for an award, you may want to check out the awards below first and also here and here (you need to scroll down to the bottom of each of the pages to see them). The reason I ask that you tell me you want an award is because by doing so, you are agreeing to not be offended. My awards aren't offensive per se, but let's say I give you a "Leader in the Field of not Being Abducted by Aliens," award and, unbeknownst to me, you actually have been abducted by aliens and all these really bad memories come flooding back. That would be terrible. A horrible way to start off our bloggy relationship.
So by asking for an award you are telling me you are an "anything goes kinda person," and would be absolutely THRILLED to bestowed the honor of "never getting rabies" award.
One more thing before we get started with the award show. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU to all of my new followers. Seriously, you guys make me pee my pants from excitement, which is super awesome. But also? The husband has recently made up a fabulous new dance to celebrate. Every time I get a new follower, he takes of his shirt, swings it around his head and starts wooting. Ya, know? WOOT WOOT. WOOT WOOT. Sometimes, if I'm really lucky, he moves it back and forth between his legs a la Chip N Dales style. It is seriously the greatest thing I have ever seen. It makes me out of my mind with excitement. And you guys are responsible for this. So THANK YOU. No, really. THANK. YOU.
Also? Thank you to all who have commented recently. I have tried to stop by everyone's blogs, but if I haven't come by, please give me a holla and I'll hop on over.
Okay, the time has come. Cue the music and the tap dancing penguin. Here come the awards.
This first one is long overdue. My dear friend Mandy has many talents. It is hard to pick just one for which to award her. But I believe I have created the perfect one.
Congratulations you honey jobless batter. You really earned it. You really really did.
The next award goes to someone who didn't ask for one, but she is a girl from my past, and I think she can pretty much handle anything. Jacqueline gets an award for sharing one of my posts on facebook. Way to rock my world, girlfriend. Way. To. Rock it. Let's all give Jackie a big round of applause for...
A rabies free cookie.
Nice job ladies.
A couple of you have also told me that you have tweeted my some of posts. WOOT WOOT. WOOT WOOT. Honestly, I don't think I can understand the enormity of this because I am not a twatter. A tweeter? A tweep? Twitter is hard.
I'm not sure how to express my thanks for launching my blog into the twittosphere. Is an award enough? I sincerely don't know. But if you want one, I am happy to deliver. Just lemme know.
Well friends, that concludes the first ever Sarcasm Goddess Award Show. Golly that went by fast.
I think? It was BIG SUCCESS.
Thank you all for attending. I leave you with this picture of a monkey in a tutu.
Penguin and Monkey drawn by Me, Leprechaun picture from brunelles.com
If you receive an award, please feel free to put it up on your blog as long as you give me credit and link to my blog. In fact, if you do, you just might receive a rabies free cookie at the next award show.