Monday, May 10, 2010

Dinner Plans

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at
night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

Dinner Plans
By Kelley Williams

Dinner Plans upon leaving work and heading to Publix: wine and cupcakes.

It's been that kind of a day.

Dinner Plans upon having Publix cashier ring up said wine and cupcakes and mistake the clogged sweat gland on the side of my nose that has been masquerading as a white head, as in pimple, for the last four months, for a nose ring or face sticker or whatever the hell else people attach to their face in the name of fashion or culture or whatever: wine, cupcakes and ruffles and french onion dip.

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